Are you looking for the best of the worst puns and Dad jokes? You came to the right place! If you follow me on Twitter, you probably know that this sort of humor is definitely part of my brand. I figured I ought to collect everything in one spot for people who enjoy this sort of thing to, well, enjoy.

Added on 27 Aug 2021

My first day at the archaeology dig was a real rollercoaster. Early in the morning I thought I’d found a dinosaur leg but it turned out to be a fossil arm.

John Travolta was hospitalized on Saturday night, but doctors confirm that it was only a fever & assure all well-wishers that he is staying alive.

Just remember, if you see a crime committed at an Apple store, you may be called to testify as an iWitness.

I got confused at an airport in Greece and went to the information centaur to ask if they knew where to find the ride-share pickup spot. They said neigh.

Studying ancient history and I just found out that Viking ships used to communicate using Norse code. #MindBlown

A wise man once said, "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

I've been studying mythology to try to figure out what sea monsters eat... turn's out it's fish & ships.

Professor: "Can I help you?"
Me: "I'd like to study philosophy."
Professor: "Sir, you appear to be some sort of wild canine."
Me: "Yes, but I'd like to become a self-aware wolf."

What did the buffalo say to its male offspring when they left the herd? "Bison!"

Most puns make me a little numb inside, but math puns make me number.

Image Credit:

Nabhan Abdullatif, <– (lots of good visual puns here!)